|Lindsay Lohan's Auto Show Nipple Slip- March 2006
The photo of Lindsay Lohan to the right at last night's General Motors celebrity fashion show (yes, really) will likely spread on the internets faster than a love bug on VD Night at Mood, so prepare your inboxes for a barrage of links promising a glimpse of the starlet's goodies.
After the Pavlovian drooling response induced by a famous nipple escaping its couture jail subsides, let's all ask ourselves a question: "Now why would a nice girl like Lindsay allow herself to be photographed from an angle likely to result in a too-revealing view of her breast?"
The more charitable among us might decide that the chaos caused by the flashbulb firing squad made Lohan forget how loose her garment was on the right side.The rest of us, however, might be inclined to think that she decided that it was finally time to show the world that she's gotten her "curves" back. We'll leave it to you to decide how surgically adept her "dietician" and "trainer" might be.
Lohan doesn't mind her manners
Monday, September 13
At one of Lindsay's favorite Los Angeles restaurants, Koi, "the service staff hates to wait on her because she's such an obnoxious little monster -- but it also gives us something to laugh at after she leaves," said a source at the 'mean girls' star eatery. "Lindsay's only 18 so we won't serve her alcohol, yet she always puts up a fight.
"'I asked for a drink! And bring my friends drinks too!' she recently yelled at a waiter, and wouldn't let up.
"While Lindsay was carrying on, other diners couldn't help but notice her. Finally Lindsay turned to some middle-aged men at another table and said, 'What's wrong with you? Haven't you ever seen a celebrity before?'
"The guys just rolled their eyes. "Later, they picked up the bill for Lindsay's table and left her a note saying, 'Use the money you just saved on dinner to buy some charm lessons. You certainly need some.'
"A few days later, Lindsay went back to Koi with a stack of photos of herself, and was standing at the door offering to sign them for people. But no one really wanted one -- people go to Koi to eat, not to attend a Lindsay Lohan fan club meeting!"
Zipping over to Universal City . . . Lindsay Lohan lived up to her "Mean Girls" rep when she descended on Saddle Ranch Chop House with five teen queens and terrorized the staff!
Ms. Barely Legal hated her table and demanded another, snapped rudely when she ordered -- then sent her food back for superstar treatment. For an encore, Lohan left a lousy $2 tip!
Dramarama (2005) (in production)
Untitled Nick Cannon/Lindsay Lohan Project (2006) (announced)
Fashionistas (2005) (announced)
Gossip Girl (2005) (announced)
Lady Luck (2005) (pre-production)
Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005) (pre-production)
Mean Girls (2004)
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)
Freaky Friday (2003)
Get a Clue (2002) (TV)
"Bette" (2000) TV Series
Life-Size (2000) (TV)
Parent Trap, The (1998)
Birth name: Lindsay Morgan Lohan
Height: 5' 5"
Born: 2 July 1986, New York City
Her younger brother is actor Michael Lohan and she has two other siblings: Aliana and Dakota.
She started modeling at 3 years old.
Her mother is Dina Lohan, a former Radio City "Rockette" and Wall Street Analyst. She currently helps manage her daughter's career.
Her father is Michael Lohan, a long-time Wall Street trader who developed his family's multi-million-dollar pasta business, then sold it to pursue funding and development of major studios and independent Hollywood projects.
Provides a track on the soundtrack for Freaky Friday (2003), in which she also stars. The song "Ultimate" is performed by her character at the beginning of the end credits of the movie.
Her mother, Dina, her sister, Aliana, and her brother, Dakota, had cameos in Parent Trap, The (1998) (the airport scene) and Freaky Friday (2003) (the wedding scene).
At age 7, she got to dress as garbage ("Things You Find on the Bottom of the Subway") for a Halloween skit on "Late Show with David Letterman" (1993).
She was originally offered the role of Penny in Inspector Gadget (1999) but turned it down.
Emilio Estefan Jr. took her under his professional wing in September 2002. Estefan Enterprises announced a five-album production deal and the promise of an aggressive effort to "sell" her popular style "with a rock edge" to a major record label.
She has worked as a model for Abercrombie & Fitch Kids (A&F Kids) and Calvin Klein Kids.
Following a self-imposed hiatus, she successfully auditioned for Freaky Friday (2003).
A 'straight A' student at school, she excels at math and science. She also enjoys gymnastics, swimming, ice skating, roller blading, singing, biking, reading, writing and playing with her siblings
Relocated to L.A. and moved in with Raven. "We met recently at the Vanity Fair shoot and got along," says Lindsay. "Our apartment complex has chef and maid services." But Lohan has since moved out.
Wears a size 9 shoe.
Is of Italian and Irish descent
The youngest person to host an MTV Movie Award show, and also the first host to win an award (for Freaky Friday (2003)) [June 5, 2004]
Admitted on "Last Call with Carson Daly" (2002) that she fell asleep during the premiere of Parent Trap, The (1998).
Attends the famous "school for the stars" Laurel Springs School.
Dating Wilmer Valderrama
What She is Known For
Lindsay Lohan first came to us packaged in kiddie fare like The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday, and her adolescent years carried her into the teen comedies Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen and Mean Girls . As her career continues to mirror her maturity, she is now gravitating toward adult-oriented productions -- although not of the adult variety we would prefer.
2005 Career Highligts
2005 was something of a down year for L. Lo's career; her only big-screen time had her reduced to costarring with Matt Dillon and a Volkswagen in Herbie: Fully Loaded. Nonetheless, a brisk social life maintained Lindsay as a staple in the tabloids, and we all watched in collective horror as she paraded around with Paris and Nicole, embarrassed herself on the Late Show with David Letterman, and underwent dramatic weight loss and the tragic diminishment of her once-ample bosom.
2006 Career Forcast
After undergoing medical treatment for "exhaustion," the formerly frail Lindsay is now back to her fine, fleshy self, and we couldn't be more pleased. Her agent is likely snapping his heels too -- with three flicks lined up for 2006 (Just My Luck, A Prairie Home Companion and Bobby), Lindsay's paychecks are going to start rolling in again.